christian pick-up lines

There's a group on facebook that is for the appreciation of Christian Pick-up lines. Some I thought were worth sharing here for a bit of a laugh. See below.

"i didnt believe in predestination until tonight."

"i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."

"hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you."

"is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket"

"your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead"

"you put the 'cute' back in persecution..."

"if you say no, im going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."

"feel free to meet me at the threshing floor."

"if i had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas... i would sit at home and read my bible."

"you're totally depraved but i'd still like to go out with you..."

"im interested in full time ministry, and not only that... i also play the guitar."

"look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me."

"my general biblical knowledge is quite vast, probably because i finished bible trivia as a child."

"have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."

"i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offetory basket."

"Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me."

"all im looking for is a Godly woman. i don't care that you're not attractive." (that will go down well for sure)

"if you were staying for the tribulation, i would consider staying too.. but then i would probably leave." (hehe)

"Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time."

"can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"

"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."

"i have many sponsor children. one in each developing nation."

"who's your favorite apostle?"

"what's an xbox?" (this one's a sure-thing)

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

"im kind of a big deal at Koorong"

"the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"

"i have familiarised myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, i invented 4 of them."

"i sacrifice my sunday mornings to look after the creche group. its tough... but i love children."

"i can be your Boaz."

[check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."

"bible-gateway happens to be my homepage."

"for you i would slay two Goliaths"

"i would go through more than Job for you"

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you." (how romantic o_O)

"what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible - it's a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight." (gold!)